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Freaky!


http://youtu.be/p6t54en9nYI

I can’t wait to release my video – because as real as they seem my life is pretty “freaky”! 

M.I.C.H.A.E.L.


Thriller :]

I just watched season 17 on hulu plus (well what was on there like half of it) and Lisa just won – I wanted the other girl to win but she is cool to, They did a Michael Jackson Photo Shoot Props ANTM :]

This Creeped Me Out.


So, I have a dirty little secret. I watch WWE wrestling. I don’t really have a “favorite” or anything I just thing its funny – and am only getting into it because of Brent. But this was on one of the episodes and I freaked out because the girl reminds me of the girl from the movie “The Ring” and I watched that movie too many times with too many good friends in too many messed up situations lol. So reminders of those times flash me back quick and freak me out! Enjoy!

:]

Brandi!

I Need An Antidote To Love You..


So, I’ve been trying to save all my epic shit for this epic blog I’m saving for later – or tomorrow. I promise it is coming the words are all fumbling in my head. So as the “fumble” and figure themselves out I’ll give you a small taste of how this blog will be – and yes I am going to blog this twice, because I’m cool like that ;] Anyways. On Saturday I found out my dog died – I’ll get into more details in my later blog as the words un-fumble. Needless to say I didn’t take it well – when my fish died I bawled like a little baby for hours, over a fish.. so you can just imagine how I looked. Well Brent has been making fun of me for days because of this and telling me that Baby – my favorite of our 6 cats is dying of Cyanide poisoning. He even created a little skit thing. Brace yourselves its weird. I’m not sure if I remember it word for word or “exact” but its the jest of how the story went that night – Brent has a dark side.. lol! 

Baby dies of cyanide poisoning if he doesn’t go grocery shopping tomorrow for cat food tootsie rolls and Reese’s. If he doesn’t he dies! Brent will commit suicide if he finds baby dead and Christi will play in Brent’s blood and put it all over the walls. Chai normally goes shopping Tuesday but they are out of tootsie rolls whit is why baby has to go! Sunday January 8th 2:14 AM 

 

Yes Baby Is Still Alive. No Cat’s Were Hurt In The Making Of This Blog! :] And They Don’t Go Grocery Shopping! 

Rockin’ All Nite Long


Hilarious Lip Sync Vid of Taylor Swift & Wiz Khalifa. ;]

Walmart Randomness.


Hello again blog world.

I don’t remember if I’ve told you that my mom works at Walmart Pharmacy or not – but she does. I have made a game out of yelling out random things or her name and having her look up and me disappearing. She doesn’t always find it as amusing as I do. Sometimes I yell out weird things or Joy, which is my mom’s name – for those of you that are idiots. Other times I’m polite and just yell out mom then I duck behind a shelf or yell it from a distance. Its funny to watch her looking to see if she can find me. :] Love you mom!!

 

I also love picking up strangers conversations on accident. Tonight after my game of ear tag with mom I heard some guy on the phone mumbling something about poop – which made me smile and look up at Brent, because he is ALWAYS talking about poop. I don’t know what the obsession with poop is but for some reason his grown ass loves talking about poop – maybe I’ll buy him fake poop for his birthday?

 

It’s been real!

Brandi

Bored As Fuck..


In my epic quest to blog the millions of blogs I have written down – because I need an epic phone so I can film/post/etc and blog when shit comes to me so I don’t lose all my epic thoughts or have to text them to myself and end up forgetting about them then deleting my inbox and losing them anyways it would be soooooo much easier to have a phone that I could just pull out and blog on if I’m not at a computer or whatever rather than go through the hassle. My phone is poop. Anyway I pulled up youtube and because I subscribed to shane dawson forever ago and he had just uploaded a video it spiked my interest – which lead me to this video which is pretty funny! :]

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