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I’m An Artist …


I’m an artist – I’m not starving because I choose to do it as a side thing, however someday I would love to have my “hobbies” take over my whole life. I would love to be able to write to you about my passions, surf the internet and find the “next” funny shit and blog it out for your entertainment. I will never be afraid to post the most hilarious pictures/videos of me because that is my real life. You might see me as the strangest person on earth, but I’m everything I want to be and I don’t care who sees it. I live my life with no rules no boundaries and no regrets. Sometimes this gets me into trouble or causes a stupid fight but generally it keeps life light. I’m probably one of the most foul mouthed people you’ll ever meet. I have no sense of when its “right” and “wrong” to use words that are considered “curse” words in everyday settings. I can even be caught at work cursing at my boss a time or two a day. ;] This was just my precursor to what I wanted to show you – I wanted to put my latest creations out here for you all to see. I am a painter, I am strange – but most of you will love that about me!

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 ”Destroying My City” Image“Ocean Irony”

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“Mushroom Spectacular”

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Finished Products – All Together!

All of these are for sale at the Patterson Building in State College, PA –  Starting July 8th going until July 22!

aladiespie?


aladiespie?

This was a plain piece of apple pie – I had to jazz it up with some pineapple and fresh strawberries and Brent threw in a cookie! Its completely horrible for you, but yummy!

10′s 10′s 10′s


Fizz City Chicks!


This is pretty funny!

Carlton Dance


This is among my favorite 90′s TV moments!

Opening Time!


My Favorite Song- Tonight!


I love this song, and would DIE to go to a concert! She’s EPIC!

I AM NOT A WHORE!


I am caught calling people whores all the time, today I was talking to Brent’s sister explaining my dislike for him at this very moment and I called him a whore and was complaining about how today was my only day off so I wanted to make the most of it – because I work 7 straight days and will be a mega bitch and she was like “not to me” i replied with nope because you’re not a whore so she sen’t me the link to this song, not this exact link I did some digging and found this one on my own! But there you go a little personal touch. Cause I am not a WH@R3! ;]

Don’t Want No Short Dick’d Men!


I Can’t Even Keep A Keep A Straight Face – This Song Is Hilarious!

Camel Toe


All I’m going to say is there was a lady at this training that needed to fix more than her camel toe! :] She had some hair issues too!

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