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I’m A Real Girl!


I’m sure you all know its been hot as balls in the U.S. we have had some damn near 100 degree days lately. It seems that everyone taunts us normally with mowing their grass – but not this time bitches! Brent cut the grass on Thursday during the sweltering monsoon of heat. With one stipulation of course – he needed a water girl.. so that I was. I would “pay attention” to when it looked like he was dying and deliver some delicious ice cold water to him! This however ended up using ALL of my ready made ice cubes and when we got finished we decided we were going to run some errands and purchase ourselves a treat for being so bossome! We ended up deciding on some delicious cherry flavored vodka paired with a “No Sugar Added” Ocean Spray and a V8 Splash needless to say the lush in us emerged – somehow we channeled our inner-selves and managed to drink the entire 5th without being vomit covered or starting a war with our neighbors! I haven’t partaken in drinking an entire 5th since March 2008 and I was much much more hammered than I was the other night! ;] (However somehow the same person always gets me into the brilliant idea of how much can we drink tonight? Then a 5th later I am usually belligerent and can’t walk!) – I could walk and was polite just laughed ALOT! ABOUT NOTHING! I also managed to paint – well finish my 3 beautiful paintings plus another hidden treasure and have one ALMOST finished just needs some secret touches! I recommend drunk painting it is definitely inspiring and will open you up to NEW techniques. 

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aladiespie?


aladiespie?

This was a plain piece of apple pie – I had to jazz it up with some pineapple and fresh strawberries and Brent threw in a cookie! Its completely horrible for you, but yummy!

10′s 10′s 10′s


Fizz City Chicks!


This is pretty funny!

Carlton Dance


This is among my favorite 90′s TV moments!

Opening Time!


My Favorite Song- Tonight!


I love this song, and would DIE to go to a concert! She’s EPIC!

I AM NOT A WHORE!


I am caught calling people whores all the time, today I was talking to Brent’s sister explaining my dislike for him at this very moment and I called him a whore and was complaining about how today was my only day off so I wanted to make the most of it – because I work 7 straight days and will be a mega bitch and she was like “not to me” i replied with nope because you’re not a whore so she sen’t me the link to this song, not this exact link I did some digging and found this one on my own! But there you go a little personal touch. Cause I am not a WH@R3! ;]

Don’t Want No Short Dick’d Men!


I Can’t Even Keep A Keep A Straight Face – This Song Is Hilarious!

Camel Toe


All I’m going to say is there was a lady at this training that needed to fix more than her camel toe! :] She had some hair issues too!

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