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I’m not sure I’ve told everyone enough times – but this has been a month dedicated to ME! I just had my wonderfully epic 23rd birthday, and I am special enough to have a birthday curse, which I may have been able to break this year! I do know that after having everything “figured out” and then having it all go to shit I really thought I was headed for another birthday fail, but on the contrary! I had by far the best birthday possible – and it is continuing into the next day, because I’m selfish and awesome! Haha! Anyways this is how my birthday was:

I planned on being in Rehoboth Beach, DE to be schwasted and swim in the ocean. I didn’t really factor in that my birthday was on a Sunday and we would be arriving into town on a SATURDAY so every damn thing in EVERY town from Rehoboth to Ocean City was booked solid or WAY expensive! We decided to head down to Ocean City to enjoy my birthday! So we rocked out in a Walmart parking lot, when we fell alseep we had a prime spot ALONE in the parking lot – I wake up my shirt is off and there is a HUGE RV in front of us, go back to sleep and then we wake up and find a few other cars have pulled into our neighborhood. Oh did I mention that Cincinnati rain had followed us and we got down poured on, and had to sleep with the windows up in a million degree heat! We definitely we’re over sleeping in our car, we had a mini fight then passed out waking up to a better day, because it was my birthday! We roamed around and found parking then I got to paint on the beach, YES I have some pics and videos for your entertainment I’ll be posting when we get home! Then it was time to go to our hotel and it was one of the few hotels that we’ve been at that actually leave the AC on for their guests, we loved it until we got mad sunburn and started dying and shivering! (We’re currently in Dover, DE – Dover Downs they also left the AC on but it was on like 54 degrees AHHHH!) So we went swimming a bit then hit up HAPPY HOUR and man was I happy at Surfin’ Betty’s after my 2 Margaritas and shot of Patron XO Cafe! Then we headed further down the boardwalk to the BAD ASS CAFE! I had 2 Tequila Sunrises and a Tequila and Pink Lemonade Drink along with some bossom Nachos! Then we went back to the beach and watched the sunset and swam a bit – well Brent swam and I did Barrel Rolls on the sand and got trapped like a beached whale – LESSON LEARNED: Drunk + Brandi + Ocean = FAIL lol I came up from the ocean screaming “I HATE THE OCEAN” right in front of the couple still rolling around because I was being tsunami splashed by waves, and I’m not even embarrassed to tell you all this because it was my birthday and I was allowed to be a hot mess! So Brent pulls me out of the ocean and then takes a series of pictures of me playing in the sand etc. So then I go back to my room for a shower and end up scalding myself and having to hop out with out getting clean I was too scared to get in the shower this morning, I realized it was probably just a drunk fail but DAMN my skin is majorly burnt I was in the shower SCREAMING because it was so hot! So we then watched “Mac and Devon go to High School” on my laptop and I passed out woke up with a hangover and we went on our travels up to Dover. We hit Bethany Beach Grotto Pizza then a random beach in Dewey Beach and a Starbucks Cafe in Rehoboth Beach then it was DOVER! So who wants to say I didn’t have a bad ass birthday?

YOYO!

YOU’RE ONLY YOUNG ONCE!