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I’m A Real Girl!


I’m sure you all know its been hot as balls in the U.S. we have had some damn near 100 degree days lately. It seems that everyone taunts us normally with mowing their grass – but not this time bitches! Brent cut the grass on Thursday during the sweltering monsoon of heat. With one stipulation of course – he needed a water girl.. so that I was. I would “pay attention” to when it looked like he was dying and deliver some delicious ice cold water to him! This however ended up using ALL of my ready made ice cubes and when we got finished we decided we were going to run some errands and purchase ourselves a treat for being so bossome! We ended up deciding on some delicious cherry flavored vodka paired with a “No Sugar Added” Ocean Spray and a V8 Splash needless to say the lush in us emerged – somehow we channeled our inner-selves and managed to drink the entire 5th without being vomit covered or starting a war with our neighbors! I haven’t partaken in drinking an entire 5th since March 2008 and I was much much more hammered than I was the other night! ;] (However somehow the same person always gets me into the brilliant idea of how much can we drink tonight? Then a 5th later I am usually belligerent and can’t walk!) – I could walk and was polite just laughed ALOT! ABOUT NOTHING! I also managed to paint – well finish my 3 beautiful paintings plus another hidden treasure and have one ALMOST finished just needs some secret touches! I recommend drunk painting it is definitely inspiring and will open you up to NEW techniques. 

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Guidette?


Guidette?

Lol I got my Snooki on while I did my errands this morning! Thought I would share a pic of how white I am with my MINI poof and my EPIC eyeshadow! lol

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