I got to meet the donut fairy today in Sheetz :]
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Flexible, Epicness!
I really wish I could contort my body into positions like that seriously drinking coffee with my feet! Bam that is crazy!
I’m One Opinionated Bitch.
I respect the fact that everyone has an opinion – myself included. I understand that I will sometimes piss you off or hurt your feelings with how I feel about something, or that you will completely hate me for no reason and I’m okay with that because I do me and you do you! As long as you are happy in your skin that is all that matters – the fact that I find random things to blog about from funny shit that I do to things going on in the news should not reflect how I blog. I should not hold back my opinions just because I might potentially hurt someones opinion someday, because if I did that I would never be blogging – If you hate me hate I’m cool with it just be cool with the fact that I had an opinion about something you did – I don’t know you personally I don’t judge anyone about anything I just write up a funny “review” about something for entertainment purposes – nothing more.
Wait I Leave When?
I have only got 2 days left to work – complete a final and a paper for school and say good bye to my clients (who are excited for me and angry that I’m leaving for 13 days) I’ll tell you that I’m not packed really – I have my pants laid out but none of them really fit me because I’ve lost lots of weight ( I’m not complaining I’m really excited about this revelation – but I was told we were going shopping before we were leaving AHH) I need to go to 2 different pharmacies and gather all my meds so I wont need to do this while I’m on vacation. And need to get my cats all their supplies so my mom can take care of them, Slacker is like my first middle and last name considering I’ve known what day I am leaving for like MONTHS! Oh and uhh need to meet with my mom and sister to have a “birthday” gift exchange – not sure about his family Brent never keeps me in the loop. Wow when I write it all out it seems like I’m going to not be sleeping like EVER. I’ll try to have you laughing in the process.
Who Let The Loon Out?
Some fans are extreme. Other fans take their passion to ridiculous levels. That’s the case for one Yankees fan, who claims to be the Bronx Bombers’ biggest supporter. His passion includes plenty of merchandise, as well as a tattoo in a rather unusual location. The superfan has a Yankees logo tattooed onto his tooth, something his dentist did as a surprise while he was undergoing a procedure. That’s a risky gift from the dentist considering how outlandish it is, but the man loves the ink. In fact, the guy is such a big time Yankees fan that he had trouble answering whether he’d save his wife and unborn child or Derek Jeter if he was on the Titanic.
Alright this shit is crazy, I’m not sure I’d be flashing a tooth tat to anyone it makes you look like a loon. But hey if your that super fan then go with it man – I’m down with the Yankees all the way but barely watch and don’t really own shit anymore – I grew up since high school.
Facebook ME.
Alright Guys, I’m going to start doing more contests and polls and such – but I need more likes on FACEBOOK to it, I’ve set a goal of 200 likes before I’ll put out this AWESOME contest so gather up your friends and family and get them to like ALP ON FACEBOOK :] I promise liking me is totally worth it – I am crazy and post random statuses I’m not afraid to tell you the color of my underwear – or anything. So you have a question for me ask it and I’m sure I’ll respond!
Are You Ready?
Rapture, seriously when the world ends I’m down for it to just take me I’ll watch the Chaos ensue and laugh because all of you in your “bunkers” and shit aren’t safe you’re just crazy just live like tomorrow is coming so you have no regrets!
Kardashian Parody!
This is absolutely hilarious! I actually like the Kardashians but this is REALLY funny!
