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I had a very long random phone conversation with Torrie a friend I’ve had since I was about 12 – give or take. Most people aren’t in contact with friends they’ve had since 12 – but Torrie and I are still tight, well as tight as you can be 8 states apart. Which diverts my attention from my task at hand to a Tsunami Bomb Song… Meaning I’ll be posting it at the end. Anyways. We had this conversation about Random things like Tacos making me stupid – I was going to blog a picture of taco bell and change their logo to something epic (it was at the time but over the last few years my short term memory has gotten much shorter) Needless to say I’ve forgotten what I changed taco bell to so it was pointless lol. I had also gone on a tyrannous outburst about this horrid pharmacy tech girl who couldn’t spell my last name AFTER I had spelled it for her. She apparently forgot how to listen. Then I went off about how I sometimes am mean to telemarketers and that is what all idiots should be and that idiots should all be forced to wear name tags so normal people don’t have to deal with them, and we had a conversation about the town we are from and how it is the cause of some of my “issues” that will come up in a later blog ;] When I tried remembering all of the crap we had talked about and couldn’t I called her back at like 9 something PM and her Mom answered, yes she lives with her mom – and to top it off she’s married living it up in FLORIDA! What a life! :] And I was asked what I was speaking so “proper” on the phone, I didn’t realize I was so I was all “huh” which made her mom go – now you’re talking normal, I did say “MARGARET! Is You’re Daughter Alive?” RATHER THAN Mama, or something weird, which is semi out of character. But speaking to her mom even for brief moments like that brings back random moments of my teenhood.

Random Moment Of My Teenhood:

Torrie and Brandi are bored so we find a condom (we are probably like 14) and decide it will be an AWESOME idea to freeze it and make a Penis shaped “popsicle” we had no intention of eating it. Her mom was in the kitchen preparing dinner smoking a cigarette talking to us about our day etc. When I randomly remember our frozen/semi frozen because it hadn’t been enough time condomsicle and I roll it down her mom’s back while she made dinner, that was one of the many times I got this stern look – she wasn’t as impressed as we were.

Random Moment Of My Teenhood 2:

Torrie, Brandi and James are watching the Eagles play football. Well I should correct that Torrie and I were bored and wanted to to anything else. James was watching Football. I am not as proud of this moment today as I was then, but I kept flashing my underwear across the screen because I was bored and when that didn’t help divert his attention I grabbed his face and suffocated him into my chest screaming OBEY (James and I didn’t really get along, we were not in the least bit attracted to each other it was more to gross him out and get him away from the TV so we could watch something than to turn him on) Torrie’s mom walked in as I was suffocating him screaming OBEY and says “WHERE IS YOU’RE COUTH GIRL?!” To this day the funniest part about the whole thing was her saying that! :]

Tsunami Bomb: Mushy Love Song :]